Done.

I'm tired. I'm sleepy. I'm hungry.

My sivic assignment is done ! Took me 11straighthours. Wait, 11 pain hours. It's a last minute work honestly but I think I did great job with it.

A quick lol.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said " I'd like some fries please." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that ?"

If carrots are so good for your eyes sight, how come i see so many dead rabbits on the highway.